What do you know about Pokemon? Let meh tell youzz somethin. NINTENDO LIES! They say pokemon faint but it that REALLY true? Death is eminent all the time.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Mike. He got a game called Pokemon Eclipse. He thought it was the new hit deal. The start was like X or Y, but instead of Xerneas or Yveltal, it had the Pokemon Deathspeaker. Mike soon learned why. When the game started up, NPCs would either say one letter of Deathspeaker, "Kill that horrid beast before it's too late", or ask for an escape rope to hang themselves. If he said yes, a live action video would play of them hanging themselves. If he said no, they would say, "Shut up! Why won't you let me escape from this living hell?" Professor Sycamore (Heh X and Y. Bet that's why the startup was like X+Y.) was not in his lab in Lumiose City. Only a grave in his spot. It said, "This world is being destroyed by the monster. Take one of these Pokemon and see if they help you cease the damned thing in the slightest." He was shocked that language like that would be used in a kids game. After he chose Fenniken, he walked out of the lab. A shadowy figure ran straight at him. On contact, a battle started with a wild level 100 Deathspeaker. He thought, "WTF, Nintendo?! A level 5 Fenniken vs. a level 100 Deathspeaker?! WTF?!" When it damaged his Fenniken with Brave Bird, Blood came out of his Fenniken and onto the screen! WTF is with that?! The game said, "Fenniken was slain." Deathspeaker then used Bazooka. Seriously?! Is that even a move?! But, there was no Pokemon in battle. The game said, "Deathspeaker aimed at you!" "Everyone died." The game then shut itself off. The next times he played it, Instead of Pokemon Eclipse, it said Pokemon Death. How do I know this? Mike is actually my neighbor. Don't worry. I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT. NEVER PLAY POKEMON ECLIPSE.